Got to say today was a good day in a way but ended up with me almost killing a person for being a perverted sicko who sat next to me in the cab. But I ain't going to talk about such a stupid irritating incident right now.
Anyway as I said before today was good, got to spent time with my best friend who practically is like my soul sister in many ways and we ended up talking about what was the most stupidest shit I ended up doing till now and I ended up telling her about the stupid incident that happened while I was visiting a good friend of mine in Bangalore, last year.
I think this was around March, last year and I had about one week of vacations from my University and so I decided to visit a close friend of mine who was working in Bangalore and spent some quality time with her. The entire week ended up in drinking like there was no tomorrow with her and a few friends of ours. The last day however came and the end of fun was finally at its end but I gotta say that didn't stop me nor any of us from enjoying the last day to the fullest. We ended up going to a hookah place first and might I tell you while I was in Bangalore the timings for each of us to start our fun was usually around 4 and ended till late in the night i.e. till 2 or 2:30 in the morning which I might add again all of us would go home usually highly drunk and the same thing happened for the entire week when I was there hahahaha XD (yeah I can be a bad influence when I want to :P)
Anyway, the hookah place was really nice, we smoked till you could say we literally smelled like we came out from a hookah factory that makes sooo many flavors hahahaha XD But again that was the start of it, we eventually made our way to a pub and I gotta say that being a girl has its perks, why you might ask? Well, most pubs would give happy hours only for girls and I gotta say the moment the word happy hours pops out I get all hyper.. Yeah b*****s!! Its free drinks and I ain't gonna waste it! (Oh yeah just cause I like to drink I am not a bad girl, people who have such a mindset are sucka's cause they need to clean up their mindset sometimes).
Anyway again we drank and danced a little and the time was already 1 in the morning and that's when we decided to go home since I had an early flight to catch, but before parting our separate ways we decided to have dinner together before I left, thus the hunt to search for a restaurant at 1 in the morning commenced. We were drunk and hungry and finally after a long walk of almost half an hour we finally got to sit down and eat by the time we finished it was almost 2 and since it was late one of our friends decided to drop me and Sara home( the name of my close friend of mine who I visited), as they dropped us off they left, me and Sara walked home since it was only two mins away but lo and behold as we reached the gate to her place it was locked with a big fat lock and there was no possible way we could climb over the gate and jump over (yeah I jumped over a gate once when it was locked, that's another story to be told about) and since it was almost 2:30 we called our other friends who dropped us to come back and pick us up and to let us stay over their place since there was no other possible way to do anything, thank goodness and I state it again thank goodness the person who picked us picked up was living alone told us that we could crash in his place since he planned to not be home for the night, we decided this was the best and since I had to leave in the morning from Sara's place around 7, we had to leave from around 6 from the place where we were sleeping the night to get my luggage's from her place then quickly make my way to the airport so that I won't miss my flight back home. We knew the moment we slept we wouldn't easily get up so we decided to stay up the entire night but the effects of drinking too much finally showed its true strength to each one of us and we ended up falling asleep for an hour and half. Lucky us that one of our friend's before falling asleep remembered to keep an alarm to wake us up by 5:30, (ahh the love of friends heheheh XD) anyway we finally slept around 3:30 and decided that who ever wakes up first should wake up the others no matter what and that's when the trouble all started, me, Sara and another good friend of ours couldn't sleep at all, we were too worried about my luggage's and the fact that I might miss my flight if we slept, and so being fully drunk+ no sleep= a irritated Iba!! (Yeah I get irritated if I don't get sleep, I love my beauty sleep so I can't help it), I woke up our remaining friends screaming bloody murder about the time being 6 (but it was still 5:30 *smirks*) and if I don't leave that day they will have to suffer the wonderful and bloody wrath of my mom, (hahahahah XD I love being mean to people I care) and I gotta tell you, such a beautiful scene was never seen before my eyes, everyone scrambling and searching for the bathroom and the kitchen(since all of us were hungry) but too bad though since it was a guy's apartment we ended up not eating at all since there was no food at all! NO FOOD!! O M G!!! (No Food= No happy hyper Iba) Fuck, another thing to add to my list of making me irritated, now its worst, Hangover which was the baddest hangover of all times+No sleep+Hungry= the person who would kill anyone who would utter the word of any food item would be dead in 10 seconds (yeah am a mean grouchy person if I don't get food when am hungry!), but that aura was gone when our friend told us he would be dropping me and Sara to her place to get my luggage's and to finally go to the freaking airport.
Fuck, the moment when we reached her place we both were running around the place like crazy fools searching for my things to pack for the last minute and running to the bathroom (I thank God there were two bathrooms in her place or else it would have been declared as my death day), within ten minutes both of us were finally ready to leave her place to go to the freaking airport (Why did my flight had to leave early in the morning??), anyway Sara and one of our closest friend dropped me off in the airport and I still had time to eat breakfast mind you (I haven't had my breakfast, I was sleepy and the headache was getting worst and that was the moment I realized am gonna reach home as a dead zombie, WHY?? Cause I had no battery in me anymore hahahahaha XD) while I was thinking or zoning out with these thoughts, those two retards practically pushed me towards the doors and screamed Your getting late!!Your mom is gonna kill us if you don't reach home today!! Seriously??? Your worried about yourselves when am dead hungry?? o.O
But, by the time I opened my mouth to say something I was already inside the freaking airport and I was looking around like a lost puppy, the moment I saw them waving like stupid maniacs outside from the window giving me flying kisses, and screaming We're Already Missin You!!! Come Back Soon!!!WTF?? :O
Seriously randomness much?? Why aren't they going? Don't they have a hangover?? (my mindset was pretty screwed by the time I realized that myself).Since they looked like total idiots and I don't want to be caught up with their weirdness, I decided to turn away and walk around to get my boarding pass and once all the necessary shit was done I can finally sit down and be happy that I didn't miss the flight to go back home but the fact was that am REALLY hungry, and since it was kind of early, the shops were still close I had to starve myself (yeahh...Yippeee!! I had to listen to my stomach talking to me and being my company when I was waiting for my flight) I finally ended up calling those retards of friends and asked where were both of them, and you know what they replied???? They were both still inside the airport, having their breakfast!!! BREAKFAST!!!
I had to starve myself while they enjoyed the food, that was so UNFAIR, and me being the best friend of those retards I was yelling at them like a freak I was, and made sure they regretted for pushing me inside without letting me have something and ended the phone call (yeah! Am a sadistic person teehee XD).
I still had half an hour to kill for my flight and I thank God that I had my Ipod with me to make me seem like a semi human rather than a dead zombie who is suffering from a hangover and who was craving FOOD!!, FINALLY after a long half an hour my flight was ready to leave with me and the memories of the stupid adventures I had with the retards who I love dearly and a very important life lesson that was learnt in the past few hours before leaving and that was to NEVER EVER I REPEAT NEVER EVER GET DRUNK WHEN YOU HAVE TO CATCH A FLIGHT EARLY IN THE MORNING WITH YOUR RETARDED FRIENDS XD
Anyway as I said before today was good, got to spent time with my best friend who practically is like my soul sister in many ways and we ended up talking about what was the most stupidest shit I ended up doing till now and I ended up telling her about the stupid incident that happened while I was visiting a good friend of mine in Bangalore, last year.
I think this was around March, last year and I had about one week of vacations from my University and so I decided to visit a close friend of mine who was working in Bangalore and spent some quality time with her. The entire week ended up in drinking like there was no tomorrow with her and a few friends of ours. The last day however came and the end of fun was finally at its end but I gotta say that didn't stop me nor any of us from enjoying the last day to the fullest. We ended up going to a hookah place first and might I tell you while I was in Bangalore the timings for each of us to start our fun was usually around 4 and ended till late in the night i.e. till 2 or 2:30 in the morning which I might add again all of us would go home usually highly drunk and the same thing happened for the entire week when I was there hahahaha XD (yeah I can be a bad influence when I want to :P)
Anyway, the hookah place was really nice, we smoked till you could say we literally smelled like we came out from a hookah factory that makes sooo many flavors hahahaha XD But again that was the start of it, we eventually made our way to a pub and I gotta say that being a girl has its perks, why you might ask? Well, most pubs would give happy hours only for girls and I gotta say the moment the word happy hours pops out I get all hyper.. Yeah b*****s!! Its free drinks and I ain't gonna waste it! (Oh yeah just cause I like to drink I am not a bad girl, people who have such a mindset are sucka's cause they need to clean up their mindset sometimes).
Anyway again we drank and danced a little and the time was already 1 in the morning and that's when we decided to go home since I had an early flight to catch, but before parting our separate ways we decided to have dinner together before I left, thus the hunt to search for a restaurant at 1 in the morning commenced. We were drunk and hungry and finally after a long walk of almost half an hour we finally got to sit down and eat by the time we finished it was almost 2 and since it was late one of our friends decided to drop me and Sara home( the name of my close friend of mine who I visited), as they dropped us off they left, me and Sara walked home since it was only two mins away but lo and behold as we reached the gate to her place it was locked with a big fat lock and there was no possible way we could climb over the gate and jump over (yeah I jumped over a gate once when it was locked, that's another story to be told about) and since it was almost 2:30 we called our other friends who dropped us to come back and pick us up and to let us stay over their place since there was no other possible way to do anything, thank goodness and I state it again thank goodness the person who picked us picked up was living alone told us that we could crash in his place since he planned to not be home for the night, we decided this was the best and since I had to leave in the morning from Sara's place around 7, we had to leave from around 6 from the place where we were sleeping the night to get my luggage's from her place then quickly make my way to the airport so that I won't miss my flight back home. We knew the moment we slept we wouldn't easily get up so we decided to stay up the entire night but the effects of drinking too much finally showed its true strength to each one of us and we ended up falling asleep for an hour and half. Lucky us that one of our friend's before falling asleep remembered to keep an alarm to wake us up by 5:30, (ahh the love of friends heheheh XD) anyway we finally slept around 3:30 and decided that who ever wakes up first should wake up the others no matter what and that's when the trouble all started, me, Sara and another good friend of ours couldn't sleep at all, we were too worried about my luggage's and the fact that I might miss my flight if we slept, and so being fully drunk+ no sleep= a irritated Iba!! (Yeah I get irritated if I don't get sleep, I love my beauty sleep so I can't help it), I woke up our remaining friends screaming bloody murder about the time being 6 (but it was still 5:30 *smirks*) and if I don't leave that day they will have to suffer the wonderful and bloody wrath of my mom, (hahahahah XD I love being mean to people I care) and I gotta tell you, such a beautiful scene was never seen before my eyes, everyone scrambling and searching for the bathroom and the kitchen(since all of us were hungry) but too bad though since it was a guy's apartment we ended up not eating at all since there was no food at all! NO FOOD!! O M G!!! (No Food= No happy hyper Iba) Fuck, another thing to add to my list of making me irritated, now its worst, Hangover which was the baddest hangover of all times+No sleep+Hungry= the person who would kill anyone who would utter the word of any food item would be dead in 10 seconds (yeah am a mean grouchy person if I don't get food when am hungry!), but that aura was gone when our friend told us he would be dropping me and Sara to her place to get my luggage's and to finally go to the freaking airport.
Fuck, the moment when we reached her place we both were running around the place like crazy fools searching for my things to pack for the last minute and running to the bathroom (I thank God there were two bathrooms in her place or else it would have been declared as my death day), within ten minutes both of us were finally ready to leave her place to go to the freaking airport (Why did my flight had to leave early in the morning??), anyway Sara and one of our closest friend dropped me off in the airport and I still had time to eat breakfast mind you (I haven't had my breakfast, I was sleepy and the headache was getting worst and that was the moment I realized am gonna reach home as a dead zombie, WHY?? Cause I had no battery in me anymore hahahahaha XD) while I was thinking or zoning out with these thoughts, those two retards practically pushed me towards the doors and screamed Your getting late!!Your mom is gonna kill us if you don't reach home today!! Seriously??? Your worried about yourselves when am dead hungry?? o.O
But, by the time I opened my mouth to say something I was already inside the freaking airport and I was looking around like a lost puppy, the moment I saw them waving like stupid maniacs outside from the window giving me flying kisses, and screaming We're Already Missin You!!! Come Back Soon!!!WTF?? :O
Seriously randomness much?? Why aren't they going? Don't they have a hangover?? (my mindset was pretty screwed by the time I realized that myself).Since they looked like total idiots and I don't want to be caught up with their weirdness, I decided to turn away and walk around to get my boarding pass and once all the necessary shit was done I can finally sit down and be happy that I didn't miss the flight to go back home but the fact was that am REALLY hungry, and since it was kind of early, the shops were still close I had to starve myself (yeahh...Yippeee!! I had to listen to my stomach talking to me and being my company when I was waiting for my flight) I finally ended up calling those retards of friends and asked where were both of them, and you know what they replied???? They were both still inside the airport, having their breakfast!!! BREAKFAST!!!
I had to starve myself while they enjoyed the food, that was so UNFAIR, and me being the best friend of those retards I was yelling at them like a freak I was, and made sure they regretted for pushing me inside without letting me have something and ended the phone call (yeah! Am a sadistic person teehee XD).
I still had half an hour to kill for my flight and I thank God that I had my Ipod with me to make me seem like a semi human rather than a dead zombie who is suffering from a hangover and who was craving FOOD!!, FINALLY after a long half an hour my flight was ready to leave with me and the memories of the stupid adventures I had with the retards who I love dearly and a very important life lesson that was learnt in the past few hours before leaving and that was to NEVER EVER I REPEAT NEVER EVER GET DRUNK WHEN YOU HAVE TO CATCH A FLIGHT EARLY IN THE MORNING WITH YOUR RETARDED FRIENDS XD
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