Life of a Law Student Part 1

Things that need to be known in case if anyone wants to be a lawyer, this is just a compiliation of what I have learnt for the past three years of being a law student and more will be added (Yeah, I still got another two years to study, bloody hell).

Anyway, on ward march with the topic XD

1. You get less sleep, and I mean it!! You become an insomniac, walking around the class like a freaking zombie alien who just landed on Earth. 

2. You learn the unique gift to keep quiet and keep on listening to what people talk even if it is utter non sense, which is called 'The zoning out technique with the signature nod nod of the head to show you are listening' (Not that am regretting learning it XD)

3. Anger management under control. Weird right? Yeah even I though so too, but yeah you tend to control your anger in soooo many ways, mainly the sentence 'Am gonna sue you when I get out of here B****!!You better watch out!!' Would keep on going on your head and thus you learn to pacify yourself.

4. Assignments has a new definition in Law, it literally means 'KILL THE TIME WITH WRITING'. You practically have to write a lot if your doing your assignments which equals to the reason why the lack of sleep. 

5. NO.SOCIAL.LIFE!!! Yes, you won't have a social life which you would be admirable of!! 

6. YOUR WORLD IS FILLED WITH ONLY TWO COLOURS!! YOU GOT IT!! BLACK AND WHITE!

7. You usually stick to people who study the same thing with you, WHY?? Cause after sometime you learn to speak in a language which only law students would understand.

8. You crack jokes which ordinary people would think it was a lame joke but I got to say when you crack it with your fellow 'Law' friends it would be the most funniest thing on Earth. (Seriously don't ask me why it's like this, even I don't have an answer to it)

9. You get toned arm muslces after a while, why??? Cause you carry heavy and thick books everyday 

10. You practically become A PRO AT LYING after five years!!The reason,You learn to give the most smoothest lie to the proffessors just to get attendance.

11. You learn the art of being patient with people, yeap, being a law student you learn it very well!! 

12. You get to bully your friends in sooo many ways!!! (Friends who have no idea about law i.e.*inserts evil smirk* hehehe XD)

13. Your memory would get worst and worst, Why? Try to remember more than 20 cases of each law subject and tell me if anyone can do it!!

14. The art of giving a poker face is learnt by each one of us. We are Pro's at Poker faces!! XD

15. You tend to become a little sadistic especially to people who you hate.(Yeah we can't help it, our evil side needs to come out sometimes right???)

Well, that's enough I guess for now, even though you might think there's a lot of downside of being a law student I kinda love it, cause I got good friends to keep me company and to suffer along with me for another two years *inserts evil laugh* I'AM NOT ALONE IN THIS SHIT XD (Yeah my sadistic side is taking over me now XD)
Anyway me gotta goes, my labour law assignment social life is calling me to spend time with it as well.
Bye Bye
-Xoxo